Three little pigs vs Alexander T. Wolf
Porker vill 12
January 18th 2013
Luke Anderson
Stephenson memorial primary school
Martin road
Wallsend
NE28 OAC
Dear judge jimmy,
Alexander T. Wolf wanted to bake a cake for is pore old granny. He had a terrible cold but the three little porkers got involved. The wolf wanted to borrow some sugar so he went down to porker village. He nocked on the stick houses door and the pig didn't say anything, that ignorant porker.After the first pigs house he went to the next and his house was made of sticks but he was busy shaving the hairs on his porky chin. Then he died and the there'd porker said get away. And that was all.
I have heard a rumour that the pig made all that story up the wolf couldn't, he had asthma. Why blame him?! He didn't do anything wrong he only wanted to borrow sugar for his dear old granny's birthday cake. Of course he's big and bad, what do you expect from a wolf is it illegal for a wolf to eat pigs it's a habit for wolf. Anyway it wasn't the wolf fault the thick porkers made their houses out of straw, he was being polite.
Now that you have heard the true story you should rallies the pour, innocent wolf. It is the pigs you should put in court they are making fun of him and is pour old granny will be crying that the wolf forgot her birthday. The wolf only wanted to bake a beautiful birthday cake for is pour old granny. The third little piggy said "now your granny can sit on a pin" and he gets cracky when someone talks about his granny, i mean so would I if some one talked about me gran like that. So you get what I mean, so let the innocents wolf out of custody right now!
Sisterly yours
Luke Anderson
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